My six-word memoir

On the Freakonomics blog, a fine blog if I must say, there's a contest going on to write your six-word life story. They didn't come up with this contest, but it's the first place I saw it. So, here's the link: http://www.freakonomics.com/blog/2006/12/12/a-new-contest-not-ours/

My six-word memoir (until I think of something better/deep): I wanna be a ToysRUs kid.
I'll get back to you on Nathan's memoir.
What's yours? If you've got a good one, you might want to comment and post it on the freakonomics blog... they're giving away an ipod to the best one.