How do I love thee? Let me count the Sam's Choice chocolates

Went to Wal-Mart today. It was a mad house. Guys buying Russell Stover's, girls buying balloons.
Peeping in shopping carts was much more fun than usual.
I bought blue cheese, kalamata olives, salami, strawberries ... etc.
(Because nothing says romance like salami)
But anyways. It was a fun time watching the groups of guys intently reading the pink and red greeting cards. And the children wondering hey, why isn't this giant teddy bear you are buying for me!?!